nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all going to die, come watch TV
literally what

owedbetter:

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

dykes4louis:

dykes4louis:

the current mood is the way niall looked at louis when he came to his concert that one time

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me too my guy! i get it! i relate!

beachdeath:
“i don’t know what’s worse: the producers of sesame street actually taking the time to rebuke an openly gay former writer’s gentle and moving admission that he’d based several bert and ernie sketches on his relationship with his late...

beachdeath:

i don’t know what’s worse: the producers of sesame street actually taking the time to rebuke an openly gay former writer’s gentle and moving admission that he’d based several bert and ernie sketches on his relationship with his late partner OR this person waltzing into the middle of a discussion about homophobia to make a completely fucking irrelevant comment accusing sesame street of hating asexuals

g0th-adjacent:

me, a witch: may i offer you a good vibe in this trying time?

relative-dimension-in-space:

Me seeing John Mulaney accept his Emmy: He’s gonna thank his wife

John Mulaney: I wanna thank my wife–

Me: I knew it

dianapforlunch:

Bruce Banner in Avengers (2012): Hulk is the darkest part of me…The wrath I cannot control…Why my bones are made of glass…

Bruce in Infinity War (2018): What the FUCK did you just say, ugly ass green thumb looking mf?? NO???? what the FUCK is up hulk step the FUCK up hulk

mouseofmickey:

Elsa’s costume details (Frozen on Broadway)

609,779 plays

king-emare:

bob-belcher:

T’Challa plays Black Jeopardy. (x)

I love this

  #vid  

egotheplanet:

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Avengers the Reality Show Interview - The Case of the Garlic Bread Thief

(INBOX ME QUESTIONS FOR THEIR INTERVIEW)

sokkable:

xspiritofthemapleleaf:

xspiritofthemapleleaf:

If you ever think your 12 year old self was an idiot just remember this: 

one time when I was in seventh grade I decided to walk home from the community center without wearing any shoes. But it was like 98 degrees outside, so obviously the pavement was hot as balls, but I stubbornly continued to walk home barefoot. Long story short I got second degree burns from the pavement and painful blisters on every part of my feet. When I had to explain to my parents why hell I walked home barefoot I told them that my shoes were hurting my feet. I ended up going to go see doctors, and I wore inserts in my shoes for three years. My parents even considered surgery to fix my feet so that they wouldn’t hurt. 

I never had the courage to tell them that the reason why I walked barefoot that one day was not because my feet hurt, but because, being an avid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, I had wanted fucking callouses on my feet like Toph

Holy shit let this die

i’m cryin